Sunday, January 11, 2015

Dear

Dear Katy, we wish for you to spend a dollar or two to help raise the children of rock-star and bongo drum legend Richard Ramirez, thank you.


Sunday, December 28, 2014

Katy fits in dresses!

we all in this giant blog-firm thought that Katy was too fat to fit in ANY dress in this multiverse, but we found live footave og Katy Perry, wearing a dress.
even though the dress is absolutely terrible, we think it shows us more of her animal-sized ful capitalized, hormonal woman. we in the Katy Perry company say, tank you.

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Katy Perry nude photo LEAKED?

Katy Perry nude photo LEAKED?

The link down below is believed to be a nude photo of Katy Perry without her human costume. This picture has caused a lot of controversy in the news and it has also been the base of many gang wars. What do you think? is it real or just a fake?

Katy Perry nude

Katy Perry dinosaur: part two

According to fast and deeper research we can here by tell the more exact age of Katy Perry. Scientist Katy Perry's brother says that Katy is 102.6 million years old, and her father 105.9 million years old.
"We went to Katy's father and asked how old he and Katy were, and he replied to me and said they were 102.6 million years old and 105.9 million years old" said Scientist Katy Perry's brother.
"Further research will be made about why only they two survived the mass extinction of dinosaurs." said Scientist Katy Perry's sister.

It is great to know our idol better, isn't it?

Katy almost 100 million years old?

We have now found one more proof of Katy Perry being a dinosaur

Katy Perry's Birthday video has been shown almost 60million times on YouTube, which means she has had nearly 60million public birthdays. If we were counting the non public we would probably be on 100million, so our guess is that Katy is 100million years old. 

The dinosaurs lived 230 to 65million years ago[1]. So this is a direct proof of Katy being a dinosaur. We'll try to find more about how her dad(Yoda), her dinosaurs family and how they are the only 2 left from that time.



Friday, January 10, 2014

Katy an actual dinosaur?

What if Katy was an actual dinosaur who has lived 2 billion years of hunger, then wanted to kill us?

I've just watched Katy Perry's video Roar. and as we saw, she was stronger and "roared" stronger than a tiger. an as we all know. the tiger roars pretty hardcore. but if she was better, then there is only one option. Katy Perry ladies and gentlemen, is a dinosaur. 
here is the link for proof.

Katy Perry - Roar

This video tells us how she runs the wild like a dinosaur. The dinosaur clearly would be the most strongest animal around if they weren't "dead". But if Katy was stronger than the tiger(which is the second most hardcore animal besides the squid) then she would be the dinosaur. Dinosaurs are supposed to be extinct, but somehow. Theoretically. Katy survived the meteor, and the ice age. 
This is just a fact, and squids are awesome.

Katy a watch expert?


I recently watched the music video of Part Of Me

As I saw that watch, I remembered that watches with exact that time on them is something that all huge advertisers use in their advertisements, as you can see in the link below, where there is an image collected with watches that have been seen in advertisements, from several companies: